There’s a new shopping centre close to my apartment, actually it’s been open a few months now, since Expo opened, but it’s taken time to get the booths filled up.
Anyway, apparently there’s some kind of rule in there that if they serve drinks they have to be absolutely minging.
Exhibit 1 -
At first I figured this was just Chinglish, which was humorous enough anyway, but now I’m not so sure, I read on the interwebs that 70% of Japanese have drunk vinegar with 1 in 8 having a regular habit, and this is a Japanese cafe… Anyway, it sounds minging to me, although you might want to try mixing with honey and diluting with water to add a mellow bottom note to the sour top notes.
Exhibit 2 -
Well they’ve really pushed the boat out here, presumably this was invented by a 5 year old who made a special drink for his mummy (although the lack of worcestershire sauce and pickled onion vinegar is a disappointment). Seriously though I just can’t imagine the taste, I mean the vinegar stuff I can imagine how it could taste, and ok, it sounds a bit minging but at a push I could probably manage it, but coffee with salt and cheese????? Mind you it’s not ordinary salt you know, it’s rock salt, yeah… oh no hold on, that’s just table salt that hasn’t been fully ground down, cheapskates…
I rest my case…
