Initially I was going to post about a shower I had yesterday (exciting stuff I know but h0ld on and listen for a minute). After playing badminton at lunchtime yesterday I was pretty minging so I headed for the shower, “Oh” one of my colleagues said “there is still no hot water”. I shrugged and went in anyway to the most painful shower I had in my life, washing my hair gave me an ice cream headache and I managed to stand under the ice cold shower (literally) for around half a second, the rest of the time I huddled in a corner and washed strategic parts of my body with handfuls of water.
Anyway, when I finally exited the shower room (much to the relief of my colleagues who thought I might succumb to the cold) the scene was surely reminiscent of the moment Mr Darcey walks out of the lake in Pride and Prejudice.
But, that’s not what I’m blogging about today, I’m blogging about this, Basic Shitting Instinct:
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