Any westerner who has just arrived in Shanghai will know that it’s virtually impossible to find a knife and fork in local restaurants, so why is it that Chinese airlines never carry chopsticks for both domestic and international flights, they always hand out plastic knives and forks?
Anyway, I almost forgot about chopsticks completely when I saw this in front of me in a queue at the airport
“Call to arms for all chunkily penised bous to do her right and do her good”
They should have scrapped the rest of the nonsense and just gone with that, in HUGE RED CAPITAL LETTERS
EDIT : What do you call Chinglish from Korea?
