Tag Archives: Dingle Inventions

The Mystical Satellite TV Pixie Delivery Basket(TM)

By dinglesp | February 25, 2009

Every day in shanghai we are subject to one of the most remarkable and magical phenomenon in the world and most of us don’t even realise it. In the west we have the Tooth Fairy, Father Christmas, Jesus and Mr Hanky; in Shanghai we have the Satellite TV Pixie.
Every day, millions of people in Shanghai [...]

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Professor Dingle’s Guide to Using Public Toilets

By dinglesp | November 13, 2008

Using a public toilet is a potentially hazardous situation, selection of an appropriate toilet strategy is critical for reasons of hygiene, especially when you consider that on a typical day your average public toilet will see the full spectrum, from diarrhoea ridden hoverers through to George Michael pleasuring policemen.
Ok, I’m going to start with one [...]

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Professor Dingle’s DIY Acupuncture Therapy(TM)

By dinglesp | October 8, 2008

Are you suffering from a chronic ailment but can’t afford to go for expensive acupuncture treatments? Dinglespeaks presents a quick and easy way to enjoy the benefits of acupuncture at ABSOLUTELY NO COST WHATSOEVER*!

What’s more Professor Dingle’s DIY Acupuncture Therapy(TM) CURES ALL MANNER OF PATHETICALLY VAGUE AILMENTS**!!!! Including “feeling a bit off colour”, “it [...]

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Virtual Moustaching

By dinglesp | September 14, 2008

Here it is folks, the new extreme sport which is about to sweep the nation / world, Virtual Moustaching(TM) or “Veeming” as the cool cats like to call it. (Note, I’ve been saying this since I went through a phase taking these pics in 2000).
Making your own virtual moustache is as easy as one, two, [...]

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