So I’m kind of back into watches again (I go through phases, it’s been a good year or so since the last phase though).
I figured it was kind of time that gold watches came back into fashion again (or are they already? I never bother to keep up). Anyway, after I click the publish button on this post I figure the demand for gold watches is pretty much going to go through the roof (and when I say roof I don’t mean a normal roof, I mean a high one, like in those Victorian terraced houses with gardens round the back) so I’m doing my best to secure the entire world’s stock of gold watches which I will drip-feed to the market at horrendous prices and emerge the other side a glorious trillionaire playboy, the sort who doesn’t spend long minutes poring over every last detail of the steak menu before ordering pork schnitzel at half the price, wears shoes made out of real leather and has one of those double-door refrigerators dispensing strawberry yoghurt at the front. God knows I’d probably go ahead and BUY Big Bamboo, then turn up all Bruce-Waynesque in my Hyundai Coupe, a beautiful young filly on my arm and walk into the full bar “but it’s full” she’d say, “you’ll never get a table at this time”. “Oh, I don’t think we need to worry”, I’d say, “I OWN the place” and then with a click of my fingers.. oh yes, gold watches, err… so far I’ve got five, well, four and a half.
Here’s what I’ve got so far:
Seagull gold / silver watch – the choice combination of stainless steel and gold make this the perfect choice when browsing expensive gentlemen’s magazines
Shanghai gold watch (yellow face) – the combination of the yellow dial with gold strap and casing making this the best choice when writing correspondence with the aristocracy continue reading…
