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Little Soldier

I just bought two dozen boxes of these from my corner shop, I’m going to take them all in one go and see what happens.

update: translation -
American Big Soldier, helps to erect/enlarge
you can see the effectiveness in ten minutes / the long gun will never fall down / extremely powerful

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Live Helmet

A contractor just came into my office to touch up a couple of spots on the wall with fresh paint, he’s carrying his safety helmet upside down in his hand.
Ah yes, it’s full of paint.
No paint can in sight, presumably he filled up the helmet at the depot and then rode his moped here one [...]

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Odd Things Chinese People Have Said To Me

Hmm, another no photo post, I’ll be shedding readers like Swiss James sheds hair at this rate (actually I heard that he just moults for the summer and grows back a huge ginger mott in the Autumn).
Anyway, here’s a few questions I’ve been asked by the Chinee over the years. I’ll add some more when [...]

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Family Toilets

Never defecate in solutide again with this triumph in fecal management by those crazy guys in Korea, family toilets! (I’m assuming, I’ve never seen these anywhere else)

Grandpa, you’re not invited, you’ll have to wheel yourself somewhere else to empty that bag!

Throne Room – Father and son privies

If only we’d had these a couple of years [...]

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