Woai arrived back in Shanghai yesterday and I decided to welcome him back with a feast of bland italian food (it never tastes as nice as my nonna’s cooking…).

I tried the oven in my new apartment first time and my first impression is that it’s of the gurkha kind and you have to draw blood every time you use it, or at least near on burn yourself to death. Here’s yesterday’s renommierschmiss, courtesy of the fiddly 200°C grill pan:

It's healed a lot in the last 24 hours, the arm was pretty much off when I first did it, right off..

A close-up

The only reason my arm's still on is the 25cm of raw muscle under the surface

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I WANT MY MUM…

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