Girls, please do not read!
Guys, have you noticed how your girlfriend/fiance/wife is ALWAYS late to social appointments?
Did you ever arrange to meet her for dinner only to spend 30 minutes waiting outside in the rain? Dingle has got the perfect solution!
Here’s what you do:
An hour or so before you’re due to meet her give her a call and tell her to take her time, not to rush to meet you at the arranged time if she can’t make it. Then drop in that you might go for a wander round while you’re waiting for her, it’s been a while since you bought yourself anything nice and you fancy spending some money on yourself, you fancy popping into the Longines watch shop, you’ve never had a nice watch…
She’ll be there, guaranteed, 15 minutes before the appointed time, waiting to tie a double knot in the purse strings!
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Am I the only one to spot a flaw in this cunning plan? What if she turns up 15 minutes early so she can pick out a nice Longines watch for herself to go with the one you are buying for yourself? Then you end up buying two expensive watches and can no longer afford to have dinner. So you go home hungry.
WoAi speaks from the pain of having purchased two Longines himself, I’m sure.
Me? I wear Shanghai brand watches.
Woai, I don’t think that would ever happen.
T, ah yes, Shanghai watches, I’ve got a drawer full of them! I’m more a fan of Seagull though!