Girls, please do not read!

Guys, have you noticed how your girlfriend/fiance/wife is ALWAYS late to social appointments?

Did you ever arrange to meet her for dinner only to spend 30 minutes waiting outside in the rain? Dingle has got the perfect solution!

Here’s what you do:

An hour or so before you’re due to meet her give her a call and tell her to take her time, not to rush to meet you at the arranged time if she can’t make it. Then drop in that you might go for a wander round while you’re waiting for her, it’s been a while since you bought yourself anything nice and you fancy spending some money on yourself, you fancy popping into the Longines watch shop, you’ve never had a nice watch…

She’ll be there, guaranteed, 15 minutes before the appointed time, waiting to tie a double knot in the purse strings!