Dingle… You can now obtain gainful employment as menu writer.

WoAi… I hope by better you mean even more ridiculous.

@Chris B – I’d love to prove it to you but I do not have the original post from Dingle. Perhaps he could do a side by side comparison for us all to judge?

This is what I get:

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This is hysterical. I love the idea of the sherbet eruptive fountain, so much better than plain old Sherbet Fountain. I love sherbet fountains, I will be checking in City Shop for one tomorrow.

And I agree that the Love the Hearts are strangely true… I never did understand those things.