Do you remember the good old days when the massage adverts left things a little ambiguous? I mean, you had to be a bit thick if you couldn’t work out that “RUSSIAN DOLL MASSAGE – young and pretty, well educated English-speaking girls can visit your hotel in 15 mins” was something other than straightforward, innocent massage, but nonetheless, ambiguous they were.
These days they don’t mess around, they don’t want anyone to be in any doubt about the services they’re offering, here are a couple of offerings from this month’s Talk magazine
“within 10-15 minutes beautiful young ladies can provide a happy ending, enjoyable massage….” – 10-15 minutes sounds like a bit of a marathon to me though??
I was having a good laugh at these adverts until I saw this one offering massage by babies?????? Let’s hope the authorities put a stop to this immediately!