snudge v. To sniff a ladies bicycle seat after she leaves it chained to park
railings. Also known as quumfing. See also snufty.

I’d love to read the blog of the person who owns the bike….

“I was out for a weekend jaunt on Eve the other day and had to visit the All Days to quench my thirst. After purchasing my tasty beverage I noticed some white dude taking pictures of my bike. ‘Weird’, I thought. ‘Maybe he likes Eve?’.

After putting his camera lens back on he looked sheepishly around. Was he going to try and steal my bike when nobody was looking? I was just about to throw my man purse at him when I noticed he wasn’t going for the bike lock.

No, reached in closer to my bike until his nose pressed right up to my seat and he did what can only be described as a large nasal inhale. He then smiled to himself, put his camera back in his bag, and walked off with a cheesy grin.

I then said to myself ‘Dude, you don’t want to get messed up in that sort of weird shit. Not with whitey’.

But seriously, WTF man, WTF? Is this some sort of thing that’s socially acceptable in his own country? Does he really think he can just come up to anyone’s bike on the street and just sniff their seats like a dirty perve?

WTF man. WTF. I’m going to have to wash Eve now – who knows what sort of dirty germs he had. FML.”