We went out for a sushi buffet with a customer tonight, to be honest I was a bit worried when I heard the word “buffet” after many dreadful experiences but the food was proper good, pretty much the best sushi I’ve had ever ever ever ever ever (outside Japan).

I was rather pleased when I polished off two dinner plates which I’d crammed with sushi and sashimi, and sat there watching in disbelief as the customer and my colleague went back for a third plateful. My colleague gave up after the third plate but the customer went back for a fourth, fifth and sixth, he was still going strong but I think he was starting to feel a bit embarrassed and finally went off to fetch an array of desserts.

Anyway, just after I’d finished saying I couldn’t eat another morsel the waiter wandered across and plonked a plate down on the table explaining that this was their speciality of the evening.

Well, I had to give it a go didn’t I, it tasted somewhere between pate and beef, anyone any ideas?