When I got home last night workmen were digging up the normal entrance to my apartment so I had to walk round to the side door. I don’t use this door often (unless I’m checking the mail) and noticed a box on the wall I’d not noticed before. FREE CONDOMS it says!!

GREAT! I thought, I can take some and sell them to some of my friends who have loose morals (obviously I have no use for these myself, being of strict catholic upbringing) and oh…. what was I thinking, of course, it’s empty….