When I got home last night workmen were digging up the normal entrance to my apartment so I had to walk round to the side door. I don’t use this door often (unless I’m checking the mail) and noticed a box on the wall I’d not noticed before. FREE CONDOMS it says!!
GREAT! I thought, I can take some and sell them to some of my friends who have loose morals (obviously I have no use for these myself, being of strict catholic upbringing) and oh…. what was I thinking, of course, it’s empty….
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Come on Dingle we all know the real reason you don’t use them is that you can’t wait to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet running around your apartment.
Of course it’s empty. Free stuff doesn’t last long. I’m guessing the workmen around at the other entrance are the culprits. You can’t pass up free condoms when you’re trying to avoid the xingbing.
Woai, what do you think condoms have got to do with having kids???? when you want to have children the man gets the seed from the market and the lady puts it in her tummy and then a baby grows, my mum said!
Heli, I’d bet a large amount of money that these boxes have never and never will see a single box of condoms!
Sorry mate, I’ll put a couple back for you tomorrow…
In unused condition please Oli!!!!
Or at least given a good rinse..
Nonsense. If you lie next to a girl in the same bed overnight, a baby will arrive in the morning …. unless you wear a condom.
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