It’s China innit, no one ever takes their clothes off. Mao banned nudity in his famous after-dinner speech of April1st 1965. “I was only joking,” Mao said on his deathbed, “but those idiots believed me. Sometimes you just can’t win.”

How does it compare to, say, fashion TV in the onanistic opportunity stakes?

Haha, spice channel is not the greatest but better than nothing. But when you have the internet at your fingers tips you can find anything