H has just left for Canada, she’s going for 9 days for reasons so complicated I’m not sure I can explain.

Anyway, in the meantime, this leaves poor old me home-alone with nothing to do other than sit in the corner of my lounge rocking backwards and forwards while listening to The Carpenters on repeat.

Or, I could get off my arse and try to get out a bit…

I’ve had a go at patching together a rough agenda for the next 9 days taking in the enormous variety of night-time options Shanghai has to offer, it looks something like this:

Wednesday – pub (The Spot)

Thursday – pub

Friday – pub

Saturday – pub

Sunday – pub

Monday – pub

Tuesday – pub (just for a couple though, I’m not going mad next Tuesday)

Wednesday – pub

Thursday – pub

DingleSpeaks.com is ALL about giving, now’s your chance to give something back, why not have your say on how my life should be run for the next 9 days:

Maybe you think I should have a Pimm’s Cup at C’s on Monday the 27th April, a glass of Le Piat D’or with some random late night New Zealand guy at Cuvee on Thursday the 23rd April or maybe six bottles of Harbin sitting on the pavement outside the All Days on SongShang Lu on Sunday the 26th April, starting at 4pm. Whatever you think, why not let us know, all suggestions will be given consideration!

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