We had nothing better to do at the weekend so a group of us went over to the 6th annual China International Adult Toys and Reproductive Health Exhibition, (basically an enormous photo opportunity). It was on show at the International Exhibition Hall (INTEX) in Hongqiao and was relatively small, I’m guessing 30 to 40 stands ranging from incredible designs (some of them looked downright alien) to the lowest quality you could imagine, here are some highlights:

The state of the art in inflatable adult companions, if it wasn’t for the valve you’d really have trouble guessing that these were not just adult models standing very still.

As you walked into the exhibition hall one of the stands was giving out willy lollipops (candies for you americans), back in the UK a guy wouldn’t be seen dead walking around with one of these, let alone putting one in his mouth.

Some of the sex toys were downright weird though, they had these enormous moulded jelly-like women which left me wondering where on earth you put them, you’d need a wooden chest to hide them away. Anyway, their names prompted much amusement:

But some of them were downright weird:

Well, it was an amusing hour or so while we were there but it seemed like more than half of the crowd were guys with cameras just there to take pics, they must do good business though, the show’s in its sixth year now!