Kingdom of Pants

February 27, 2009 dinglesp 7 comments

Attention all failed bird smugglers! You’d do well to make a trip to Pants Kingdom(R) in Taipei before your next trip:

Written by Swiss James about 3 years ago.

Bird is american slang for pen*s.

The * is an “i”.
Written by dinglesp about 3 years ago.

thanks james but that’s pretty much irrelevant, the picture clearly shows a BIRD in the trousers, not, as you say, ‘a pen*s’.
Written by dinglesp about 3 years ago.

Ah, it’s starting to add up now James. I saw an advert for the women’s section and I was thinking ‘why the he’ll would anyone want to smuggle beavers??’ rare birds I get, but beavers?????
Written by Mark about 3 years ago.

James – In what part of America is bird slang for that? I would have presumed that it was British slang, as I’ve never heard it…

If anything I would think that bird could be slang for girls – but advertising that a big woman can fit in you pants makes less sense then smuggling actual animals.
Written by Angie in Texas about 3 years ago.

why is the bird caged? i mean don’t they want the bird to be “free”? . . .
Written by dinglesp about 3 years ago.

oh you americans!
Written by Nik Daum about 3 years ago.

In the America I know, “bird” means middle finger. But since middle finger mean “f-ck you”, I can see the dong relation too. Now I’m going to be up all night wondering what that “Surfin’ Bird” song by the Trashmen was about.

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow!

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