So Swiss James has already gone on about Friday night at Bananas at the Shelter. I didn’t enjoy myself as much as previous times, it’s getting far too popular these days and you just couldn’t move in the place (full of disappointed Frenchies!)
The evening started well with dinner at a Xinjiang restaurant. We were fortunate enough to have an excellent view of the man a couple of tables away who threw up on the floor continuously for the entire duration of our dinner while his companion chain-smoked and looked pensive.
As per usual when myself, James, Woai, “John” et al are out I got pretty hammered and don’t remember leaving the club or getting home. I woke up late on Saturday with a headache and straight away H says “so you got very drunk last night then”, “errr yes, how do you know?”, then she picked up my jeans and said “can you explain how THIS happened??”:
Anyone got any ideas?
By the way, before you ask, my Incredible Hulk underpants were 100% intact!
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hahahahahahaha!
:O a girl used you!?!?!?!?
only a girl could create such a nice hole
I really have no idea, I have vague recollections of getting snagged on something, no idea where though!
I think you might have got snagged on some french guy.
Don’t you remember when everyone lifted you up on their shoulders and crowned you king of the club?
really? I think they crowned the wrong end!
Did Swiss, John and Woai gang bang you in the taxi on the way home?
Dingle it was when that French git bet you couldn’t do the splits and you tried to prove him wrong.
What on earth was he thinking?? I used to be 4th in the world at breakdancing!
THAT, was a rough night.
Wiggy we’re not allowed to use J**n’s real name on the internets.
http://www.smartshanghai.com/gallery/11145
Photo #13 / 51 – Dingle looking decidedly miffed that there are too many damn frenchies around. And that a man with a hat is holding a flash gun at a silly angle.
You know I reckon his pictures are getting better now he’s figured out the appropriate people to take photos of!
That link didn’t link to the right photo by the way Swiss, you need to click through the pics a bit people!
That must have been some firey XinJiang food u had!!