UK Top 10 things (according to H)

Ok, actually this is a top 15 because there are too many amazing things in the UK to possibly pack down to only 10 points:

 

Anyway, here are the first six or seven (she goes on a bit so I cut the post into two), in no particular order! (my comments in italics)

 

1. Busy Heathrow airport

When our airplane was about to land in Heathrow airport on Dec 18th, Dingle told me our airplane was doing the circling lining up waiting for land. I thought as always he made something up to tease me. After landing, I saw there were airplanes all over the sky. There were two airplanes constantly lined up. When one was about to land, another one would come to sight lining up. It took each plane 70 seconds on average to land.

 

Next day I was so excited so I woke up around 4am (stayed nearby Heathrow airport). There were at least 10 airplanes in the sky. Do not get confused by airplanes with stars when you see constant lights because after a while the lights will be flashing (maybe they are just too far away to see blinking). Furthermore, over 90% are international flights.

 

Next time I will bring a telescope.

 

2. Radiator

One great thing about UK in winter is every house is equipped with so called radiator. It takes maybe 5 min and every room will be so warm afterwards. I liked to put my bum on the radiator to warm it up! In general, Shanghai is warmer than South part of UK. But central heating (air conditioning) doesn’t seem to work at all. We arrived home around 7pm last night and turned on every air conditioning to 30?. When we woke up this morning, the house was still so cold. So I ended up in bed 12 hours (got up around 12pm). 

Don’t believe a word of it, when I got back from work at 7pm she was in bed with two hot water bottles writing this. It was cold last night though, we had to drag the duvet and hot water bottles to the settee to watch a DVD

3. Curvy and hilly roads

If you drive down to UK villages, you’ll find roads in villages are so curvy. Local residents revealed that roads are designed this way to slow down motorcycles (who on earth told you that??). In China, as far as I am concerned, roads are designed as straight as possible to avoid accidents. Hurray…

 

Due to geography, UK roads are hilly as well but most people are driving standard. I drive standard as automatics are quite boring. Reckoning back in Canada, I could drive my friends’ (Chinese and Canadians) automatics but they couldn’t drive my standard. Here in UK, there is no way I could drive standard.

 

 

curvy

 

4. Spooky trees

When you travel around UK, you’ll see spooky trees everywhere. I call them spooky trees because besides main branch, every sub branches will change direction after 5cm. They look very scary with bare branches standing the cold weather with heavy wind. I wouldn’t dare to walk in the night alone. 

 

Dingle says they are like that shape because they are very old!!! And old trees are all government protected!!!

 

spooky-trees

 

5. Bathroom pull cord

 

In UK, bathrooms are mostly using pull cords instead of switches because of wet hands. Brilliant!

 

When I was a child, ordinary family used pull cords everywhere. Now we have upgraded to use switches. If you see switches are using in one family, probably you’ll see nothing but switches. Goodness me, no, did you never watch Coronation Street? If you combine switches with wet hands you might as well writing your own death warrant!!!

6. Blackpool is beautiful

I love Blackpool. It’s by seaside. When H first said this I started to worry about the places I’d taken her to previously, but no, this was after seeing some of the UK’s finest scenery, including Slough, Stoke-on-Trent and the Birchwood Flyover on the M6.

 

blackpool

 

7. Xmas gifts are great but heart striking

So far as I can recall, this is the first Xmas I’ve ever had coz I don’t recall sales promotion and wrapped presents. In UK, every present needs to be wrapped. When receiver opens presents, he/she has no intention to save the wrap paper. And wrap paper are expensive. They are about RMB 10 per sheet or above plus flowers goes with each present. I would rather save the money to buy presents. H spent, on average, 30 minutes to wrap each present, and she’s not even Japanese.

 

Anyway, with many great deals coming alone with Xmas, it was so enjoyable to see all the promotion items. I spent nearly 5 hours in T.K.Maxx (first one I ever visited) to see top designers and famous label manufacturers with discounted price. I like doing window-shopping. Dingle likes buying. It seems he is not good at tracking the money. As more and more items are bought, it just strikes me so much if he spends one more penny as I intend to think manufacturers are ripping customers off because discount goods are expensive too. Anyway, if Dingle ever claims he has spent so much when he receives his monthly bill. I have to say I didn’t get many from him. You have no idea how much that five pack of tights by UK designer “George” cost me!!!!

 

I got many presents from Dingle’s family. It was very exciting to open the presents one by one without knowing what’s inside. Despite picking up my dad’s wrapped gifts every hour or so and giving them a shake and a squeeze to try and guess what was inside…

 

8. Big kitchen

It seems kitchen in UK is much bigger than Shanghai. In UK family, kitchen is not only equipped with basic kitchenware such as dishwasher, but also with washing machine and dryer. Some families even split refrigerators and freezers for the formalities (not really formality H, just that we like to hide them under the worktop for tidiness!).. Here is the layout: if we split kitchen into above and below stove levels. All the square appliances all go to below stove level and majority of others go to above stove level which are all in shelves. Every inch of the kitchen is all utilized. No surprise I always wonder why kitchen in Shanghai is always running out of spaces because we didn’t use up spaces properly. Dingle and I may go out shopping for a shelf for our fine glasses and golden plates.

 

So basically all the cleanings are done all in the kitchen. 

 

And guess what, some families even put TV in the kitchen.  

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22 Comments

  1. Posted January 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Bloody heck H- why was there no warning message before that photo of the tree?

    I won’t sleep tonight now I can tell you!!!

  2. Posted January 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    I usually drive east along the A4 after landing at Heathrow. I usually see the long line of planes coming in to land and although there’s quite a distance between them it does look like they’re all just lining up metres behind each other from that angle and it’s truly an amazing sight. But these are just the planes on final approach, there’s still lots more circling London in the holding pattern.

    Of course all the presents are individually wrapped. It’s the same as Chinese at new year. You don’t just hand over a stack of RMB, you put them in a red packet so nobody knows how much you have given – it’s the same thing.

    As for TK Max, I find it hard to stay in there for less than 8 hours, there’s just so much to see!

  3. dinglesp
    Posted January 6, 2009 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    Ah Woai, you see H is saying that the Hongbao can be used again and again (despite only costing about 2 kuai each), therefore it’s not the same AT ALL!!!

    TK Maxxxxxx, hmmm, dreadful place, I give up looking after about 20 seconds, they did have a cool lacoste ladies bag (which I couldn’t talk Hua into liking) though. Needless to say after the 5 hours Hua spent in TK Maxx she walked out with virtually nothing!

    Dingle factoid – we visited TK Maxx shops a grand total of 5 times during our home visit, or was it six, I gave up counting in the end (as well as the will to live)

  4. Posted January 6, 2009 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    i didn’t realise that dingle was your real name!

  5. -kristi
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    Somebody please explain the cord vs. switch thing! Is that for the lights or to flush the toilet? I’m so confused.

    Also, did you take her to the monkey city???

  6. dinglesp
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 6:43 am | Permalink

    oh yes, and Speaks is my surname!

  7. dinglesp
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    Kristi, the cord is for the lights, it’s pretty much Neanderthal according to H.

    No, monkey city was closed for winter unfortunately!

  8. -kristi
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    I’m on her side with the cord thing.

    Closed?!! That’s terrible!

  9. msg
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    Cords safer? What about the absorbtion effect?

    This was a great post, and we can now see where much of Dingle’s observations about life come from. Shameless, Dingle.

  10. dinglesp
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    I think it’s law in the uk to have these pullcords, if you want a switch it has to be fitted outside the bathroom, Gordon Brown says so!!!

  11. Posted January 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    Gordon Brown is right to say so, it’s just plain common sense!

  12. ---H
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    msg: haha… we help each other.

  13. ---H
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    Dingle has many great ideas too.

  14. MSG
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    What’s Brown care? I heard he leaves the light off in there.

    What are some of Dingle’s great ideas?

  15. Posted January 7, 2009 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    I can tell you what WASN’T a great idea : Going out last night and getting hammered. The room is still spinning. But Dingle’s great idea was to go home before everyone else so I guess that’s what makes him smarter than the rest of us.

  16. dinglesp
    Posted January 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    It’s true, I’m amazing!!!

    MSG, if you’re interested in seeing some of my amazing ideas click on DingleSpeaks Patented Inventions on the top bar!

  17. Posted January 7, 2009 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    interesting observations, H. i have to agree with you about the cords – almost 99.9% of homes in america have switches. just say no to cords!!!

    is it really called T K Max in the UK? ‘Cause here it’s called T J Max.

  18. dinglesp
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    Interesting, presumably there’s a T A Max through to T I Max in other countries?

  19. Posted January 8, 2009 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Yes, it moves through the alphabet across the world. TA Max sells cut price Kimonos to the Japanese youth.

  20. dinglesp
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    Does luwis veeton do kimonos?

  21. Posted January 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know, I got as far as looking at this photo then got distracted

    http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm128/perfectarmoire/kimono.jpg

    I’d like to take her to the cinema and buy her an ice-cream cone afterwards.

  22. Posted December 8, 2009 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    I still don’t get the cord vs. switch thing, but I’ll get over it. It seems to be very UN-sanitary to use a cord. Christmas is my favorite time of year, especially when opening presents. Hope all yours are fun this year too and you don’t get the “what’s this?” gift!

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