(some young waitresses taking a break – translated by my friend)

I really hate going to the ATM.

Why?

The machine always swallows my card.

Why does the machine always swallow your card.

Oh, every time I have to use the ATM I get really stressed with worrying about it swallowing my card so once I’ve put in the card and typed in the number I forget why I went to the bank. I have to think really hard why I went there and by the time I remember the machine has already taken the card. <cue everyone in the restaurant wailing with laughter and me asking my friend to translate>

So what happens when you need to get money or pay your wages into the bank

Oh, I have to take a ticket and queue for one or two hours inside the bank <cue even harder laughing>

Anyway, talking of indecisiveness here’s a pic I took on my flight back to Shanghai last Friday.

To see or not to see, that is the question