(some young waitresses taking a break – translated by my friend)
I really hate going to the ATM.
Why?
The machine always swallows my card.
Why does the machine always swallow your card.
Oh, every time I have to use the ATM I get really stressed with worrying about it swallowing my card so once I’ve put in the card and typed in the number I forget why I went to the bank. I have to think really hard why I went there and by the time I remember the machine has already taken the card. <cue everyone in the restaurant wailing with laughter and me asking my friend to translate>
So what happens when you need to get money or pay your wages into the bank
Oh, I have to take a ticket and queue for one or two hours inside the bank <cue even harder laughing>
Anyway, talking of indecisiveness here’s a pic I took on my flight back to Shanghai last Friday.
To see or not to see, that is the question


6 Comments
He really needs new glasses!
I was going to say his still looked better than shopgirls glasses but I realized that would be mean and decided not to say it
Oh god, don’t bring that argument over here!!
is he participating in “mo-vember”, too?
Dingle – This is the internet, blogs don’t exist in a vacuum, they spread. I still haven’t forgiven you for voting against me 4 times in the face off.
Heli82 – Ouch, that is just so mean. Go on, say it!
Angie – If he is he’s covering the wrong part of his face!
I guess it’s one of those things where you put something you don’t want to lose somewhere safe.
He’s a proper manly man anyway- stubble and all. You should be careful what you say about him or he’ll be round here to give you a cyber bloody nose.