Little Soldier

July 27, 2008 dinglesp 23 comments

I just bought two dozen boxes of these from my corner shop, I’m going to take them all in one go and see what happens.

update: translation -

American Big Soldier, helps to erect/enlarge

you can see the effectiveness in ten minutes / the long gun will never fall down / extremely powerful

Eccentrically Asian, Uncategorized, chinglish bizarre, shanghai

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Written by Angie in Texas about 2 years ago.

O M G ! ! !
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

angie, would you like me to send you some over? minimum order for export – six dozen boxes.
Written by R about 2 years ago.

That looks like Alf.
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

It took more than 10 minutes to work for me, but then maybe that’s because I have a longer than average gun …
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

Woai, if you take them orally like you’re supposed to you’ll find they work more quickly, they’re not optimised for suppository use.
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

And by “orally” you mean get a female friend to put one in her mouth and then …. yeah I tried that, it was marginally more effective, thanks.
Written by kristi about 2 years ago.

I second Angie’s sentiment. Holy Crap?!

I’m also having trouble figuring out if that rendering is circumcised or not . .
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

Kristi, I have just compared it to mine for reference and I’m still not sure, I’m suspecting the model for this rendering probably had a botched circumcision.
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

I think it’s deliberately vague to indicate it’s suitable for both “cut” and uncut soldiers!
Written by heli82 about 2 years ago.

I’m just glad to see he seems to be sporting the all-American haircut a.k.a. the mullet.
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

Ok everyone, I’m planning on doing some product testing tonight, I need a female volunteer!
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

I’m really surprised there haven’t been any takers, or have they just emailed you privately?
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

that’s it Woai, applications were to my private mailbox, I’ve spent the whole night wading through the replies! Incidentally Woai, thanks for your email but if you check my message above, I appreciate that you’re going through some kind of phase but I specifically asked for a FEMALE volunteer.
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

Male, female, they’re just labels. Surely when it comes to the good loving, labels are to be dispensed with!
Written by heli82 about 2 years ago.

Dingle, you forgot that Woai is tri-sexual so you can’t apply the same standards to him. Gender labels don’t matter once you’ve reached Woai’s level on the sexual plateau.
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

Gender, race, species, none of that matters as long as it feels good. Gosh you guys have so much catching up to do …
Written by Swiss James about 2 years ago.

I think what WoAi is trying to say is “Any hole’s a goal”
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

No really James, nostrils are a bit challenging. I’m small but not *that* small!
Written by Swiss James about 2 years ago.

How about the bit in the middle of a Hula Hoop?
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

Yeah that’s no problem. Polos are a struggle though.
Written by dinglesp about 2 years ago.

which flavour hula hoop do you prefer Woai?
Written by WoAi about 2 years ago.

It’s got to be cheese and onion Dingle otherwise I just can’t get aroused.
Written by jon about 2 years ago.

i got a soul but i’m not a soldier.