Look mummy, I made a sweat angel!!!

How to make your very own sweat angel:

Preparation begins on a Friday night and is almost identical to the preparation for Professor Dingle Weekend Hangover Science Diet™, probably best not to mix it up too much though and make it an early night (for the example above I was tucked up in bed with a mug of cocoa by about 4am).

Get up nice and early and enjoy a hearty breakfast (for the example above my boss was picking me up at 8:30 am so I rolled out of bed at around 8:20 and had the usual 2 paracetamol for breakfast on my way out of the door).

Indulge in vigorous exercise to build up a sweat (In this case I played around half a game of badminton with an important customer at 10am in an un-airconditioned sports hall in the midst of shanghai summer (think 38°C and 90% humidity))

Careful Construction of a Sweat Angel by SuperDingle

Carefully lie down on the floor in a star shape and move your arms up and down to make the wings (after 10 minutes of badminton I stumbled off the court and collapsed, the star shape was a coincidence, I moved my arms up and down to check if I was still alive after about 20 minutes).

Stand up and admire your work with friends, preserve the moment forever with a photograph. (my giggling work colleagues spent around 10 minutes taking photographs of me lying on the floor, barely clutching to life, before eventually helping me up so I could be ill in the bathroom).

That’s it kids, don’t forget to send me pictures of your very own sweat angel to feature in the gallery.

Next week: Piss Fairies